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Many of these are inside jokes, but others are quite funny.

 

Quotes Index

<{ST}Uberlager> pffft WE were the fodder
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<BYE|Leader> Hi, I'm the leader of team BYE
<BYE|Leader> I would like our match overturned with h8 from earlier
this Main season
<CAL-DoD|Ives> OK!
<BYE|Leader> thank you! :)
<BYE|Leader> oh hey....and don't forget we lost to them twice
<BYE|Leader> thanks :)
<CAL-DoD|Ives> no prob!
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<SmellyPants`away> and thus ends the annual furious Sp3c
recrutiing binge every roster lock day
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<CAL-DoD|Rob> why does bullet look for every single loophole 
<CAL-DoD|Rob> I think you might need a girlfriend
<Sp3c-BuLLeT^TPG3v3> me too :-/
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<Nt_thrawn|FFA> because we read
<Nt_thrawn|FFA> gotfrag
<Nt_thrawn|FFA> and everyone
<Nt_thrawn|FFA> say you prone and camp
<Nt_thrawn|FFA> so we tryed to play more holding game
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<mikeh> we're main
<mikeh> yes
* mikeh is now known as Sp3c-mikeh
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> oh NOW you tag up
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> wtf
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<Psy[6]AFRO_PICK> why is bullet tha only one idling in tha black mans chan 
<Psy[6]AFRO_PICK> were is evr1 else at 
<Stalineh> ur black
<Stalineh> u will mug us
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> shut up Cody
<LAWN|PrOsTaR> say it on lan
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<CAL-ac|Max> bill has no lan fear
<CAL-ac|Max> ask polak
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<[GIMP]Disturbed> many guys were crying
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> lol... you'd think after the 3 straight times playing us....
they wouldn't need to dispute us any more lol
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> how many weeks in a row can you dispute the same people?
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> lol
<[GIMP]Disturbed> lol 3
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<calBanned-Nils> greg you are a bad admin
* CAL-DoD|Greg sets mode: +b *!*@h0030f13c8ebb.ne.client2.attbi.com
* calBanned-Nils was kicked by CAL-DoD|Greg (Banned - Goodbye.)
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<]KAN[ChadOx> eclipse... we have the demos ready in question if needed
<ECLiPSE`tpg> Who requested them Chad?
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> the other team :-P
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<Sp3c-KoBalt> hell bill
<Sp3c-KoBalt> i could snipe donner with my butt cheeks
<Sp3c-bullet`around> mmm... I don't know if I would take that risk...
<Sp3c-bullet`around> you may fart and blow the gun out of your ass
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<AlphaWave> and i'll get good again bill
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> you are good
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> at sitting the bench
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<swifT^> am i a first half allstar this time?
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> i.. dont know who this is at all
<swifT^> defrag
<swifT^> =\
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> ah
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> yeah pretty much, perhaps you shouldn't blatently wallhack
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<[sAs]Druuna{FS}> my guys are mine to do with as I want
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<gino> CAL-IM season 9 player - Mostly a rifler looking for a cal-o clan
<ronin^NetherHell> i didnt realize there was 8 seasons of im before this
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<dicE-Dy3|if3> cant wait to fucken hand u ur asses on a platter when we play 
<Sp3c-KoBlat> thats good for you, make sure its nice and warm,
i like my food warm. also run it all the way to the bench for me cuz thats
where youll be serving me.
<Sp3c-KoBlat> nerd
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<teamukz-riveroyster> SOMEONE GIVE DICE A NON TERRIBLE HLTV WOW
<s13> so, the dice HLTV is just as good as their actual game server!
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<s13> GET THE FUCK OUT OF SUPPORT BULLET
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> :(
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> CAL|Fountain was in there
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> and he didn't even respond to my question :(
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> such poor service
<s13> CAL FOUNTAIN HAS AN AWAY TAG!
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<[SKULL]SpecOps`> and we kicked out all the annoying members
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> omg you disbanded?
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* Sp3c-DarKnight sets mode: +o PIZZABAGELS-QD
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> !delop Sp3c-Ace_Porate
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> oops
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> wrong person
* Sp3c-DarKnight sets mode: -o PIZZABAGELS-QD
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> but you aren't on the CAL roster, so I'm not sure if
I could get you in to play or not anyway :-/
<Sp3c-Hoolyz> yay \o/
<Sp3c-Hoolyz> oh
<Sp3c-Hoolyz> :(
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> oh noes it is past my bedtime! good night :-/
* Sp3c-BuLLeT minimizes mIRC
* Sp3c-BuLLeT is now known as Sp3c-bullet`sleep
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> oh well
<CAL-DoD|Henson> bullet lies
<CAL-DoD|Henson> like a cheap persian rug
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> what about {DD}TheASSMAN ... will his name get me kicked?
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> phew
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> JewDogg`Work?
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> nope
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> just good ole j2g[dod]ShitFaceD
* You were kicked by CAL-DoD|Bot (Unacceptable language, please refrain from
using foul language)
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<PizzaBagels-Tangle> at least i got an @
* Sp3c-BuLLeT sets mode: -o PizzaBagels-Tangle
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<nGw-dod|AcLans> <--- ringer, will work for ip/pw
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> <-- better ringer
<nGw-dod|AcLans> that is kinda arrogant don't u think ;D
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> nope
<nGw-dod|AcLans> :(
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<s8|Vass\sparta> is it against the rules to answer questions in here now?
<CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> we have that channel
<CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> if you need a question answered, go there
<s8|Vass\sparta> so... wtf is this channel for?
<CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> we will still be making announcements in this chan
<s8|Vass\sparta> so if you make an announcement and I have a question
about it, I have to join the other chan to ask the question?
<CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> yes
<s8|Vass\sparta> HAHA THE DAY IS MINE
<s8|Vass\sparta> I just tricked you into answering questions in here
<s8|Vass\sparta> you're fired
<CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> !k s8|Vass\sparta
* s8|Vass\sparta was kicked by ChanServ ((CAL-DoD|Henson[away]) Bye.)
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* Dave|Wingamers^TPG has joined #pugpugpug
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> ARG
<unclutch[dod]reynolds_> :O
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> not you
<Dave|Wingamers^TPG> YEA FUCK THAT
* Dave|Wingamers^TPG has left #pugpugpug
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> congratulations on not registering for CAL by midnight
<sp3c-dblunt> what can i say, i got stoned
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<Hype-dod|St00p`pr> i propose a trade
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> I got a trade, you give us silence and I'll give the
opportunity to not get banned from #sp3c
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<[da]Khakiass-DI-> We're playing Beyond for cal...I hear they are good.
Do you know them?
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> congratulations you lost
<[da]Khakiass-DI-> hah, funny.
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> I was being serious lol
<[da]Khakiass-DI-> oh noes
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<L5[cs]`noblr> bullet
<L5[cs]`noblr> u there>
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> !topic We do not wish to merge with any CS clans
* L5[cs]`noblr has left #sp3c
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<|nL|habib> cal-i isn't hard to be in
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<Sp3c-NimbuS> his english are fuked up
<Sp3c-Carlsjr> yeah but u made no sence
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> want my demos too?  I'll upload em :)
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> I'm disputing myself
<CAL-ac|Max> haha no thats alright
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> what if I officially file a dispute on helpdesk.caleague.com?
<CAL-ac|Max> against yourself? I ban you from cal and murder your first born
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> :-/
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> If I dispute C1... does he have to upload his demos twice?
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> thanks for the scrim
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> we appreciate it
<shock[dod]-i0n> thanks for your boys camping corners :)
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> not a problem lol
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> and then I have a few I need to cut
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> like so
* Sp3c-BuLLeT sets mode: -o Sp3c-1stAmishNinja
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<Sp3c-KoBlat> omg Grand_Theft_Auto_Vice_City_PLUS_4_TRAINER-PiZZADOX IS A
FUCKING VIRUS
* Sp3c-KoBlat has quit IRC (Quit: sp0rkeh & myg0t 0wN mE)
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<Sp3c-BuLLeT> please don't ever throw nades into the Mountain House
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> lagging or not... it isn't a good idea
<Sp3c-DarKnight> yes it is if they are campin it
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> neg
<Sp3c-DarKnight> yes
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> run up and shoot them in the face
<Sp3c-DarKnight> no
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> be like "kapow pow pow"
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> and they are dead
<Sp3c-DarKnight> id rather tk u
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<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> and I'm actually going to bed
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> cause I have a 6:45 meeting tomorrow morning
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> so no asking to do strats at 2:00 a.m.
<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> beacuse I may just get up :-/
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<Sp3c-DarKnight> --|| NOW Recruiting Cal-M DoD Players || If you are
better than BulletFodder, which isnt hard, PM us || Please support us at
#Sp3c. Thanks! ||--
<[GIMP]Fecal> im worse then bulletfodder so i assume that isnt directed towards me
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<dEfrAg^TPG> nice scrim
<mornos|p4wn> be more of a fag
<mornos|p4wn> !addban dEfrAg^TPG ktp
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<Sp3c-NimbuS^2000> yo what is the strat line up for today match
we need best 6 guys on it
<Sp3c-BuLLeT> red have I ever told you that you state the obvious?
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<Sp3c-bullet`sleep> last to add to TPG, and now last to add to CAL
(when he does), such a procrastinator
<Sp3c-DarKnight> pm him like crazy
<Sp3c-DarKnight> and whine in vent
<Sp3c-DarKnight> as if he wasnt wearing a tag
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BuLLeT FoDDeR: oh shit, I should have done an easter egg hunt map
BuLLeT FoDDeR: where you collect eggs and bring them back to a point
(kinda like how you do w/ documents on dod_jagd)
BuLLeT FoDDeR: and the axis have to stop them from collecting the eggs or
something
nubcakefgt: If it kicks ass I will put it on NetDoD
nubcakefgt: And the TPG Website
BuLLeT FoDDeR: well... it would be well past easter before I could complete it
BuLLeT FoDDeR: but I could do it
nubcakefgt: =\
nubcakefgt: YOU RUINED MY EASTER FAGGOT
BuLLeT FoDDeR: :-(
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<sp3c-bullet`sleep> i'm feeling pretty good about our roster again
* Sp3c-DarKnight is now known as DarKnight
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Thought I Sold U: PM BuLLet
Thought I Sold U: Hes the leader, and tell him your interested in joining.
Say I sent ya too.
BuLLeT FoDDeR: ?
Thought I Sold U: Whops
Thought I Sold U: wrong im
Thought I Sold U: im talking to some guy who wants to tryout
BuLLeT FoDDeR: I'm not going to recruit myself lol
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* quackleduck has joined #plex
<quackleduck> plex what did support say when you said you wanted a
chanserv for a channel with your name
<plex|ve> they said sorry we dont register channels for personal reasons
<quackleduck> ...and then you pulled a chanserv out of your ass?
<plex|ve> then i said NIGGER PLEASE ITS PLEX
<quackleduck> o well that makes sense
<plex|ve> yup
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nubcakefgt: i bet your password is your last name
nubcakefgt: since no one can spell it
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<[da]PainJunkie-DI-> but was doin great in 2nd...then i dunno what happened
<[da]Khakiass-DI-> Sp3c C1 happened
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<z3roadster> i am tryiong to get ops in all my channela
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> lol
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I have a solution
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> /part
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<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm talking to someone about joining
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm trying to recruit mangLed from iTz
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> he quit iTz
<sT`dEfrAg^TPG> was he "good"?
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> he was the one owning defrag in our scrim:
http://www.sp3c.org/scrims/dod_solitude_b2/012004-vs_iTz-as_axis.gif
<sT`dEfrAg^TPG> hah
<sT`dEfrAg^TPG> i was getting pwned
<sT`dEfrAg^TPG> cuz i was faded
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> what was your excuse vs. crazy girl?
<sT`dEfrAg^TPG> im jewish
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<Sp3c-AlphaWave> i'm really skinny
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> as am I
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> u didn't swim
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> i did
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> u have no excuse
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> ?
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> rio grande?
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> oh
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> crossing the border
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> running jumping over fences.
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> yea
<Sp3c-AlphaWave> all in a days workout
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<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm more shocked about the starter
<[-AV-]CHEVSKY> tin isn't the worst...
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> oh I'm sorry to hear that
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<[-AV-]tinindian> whatever ,take a look at the ss from all of our
matches and my stats speak for themselves
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> http://www.sp3c.org/scrims/dod_donner/122803-at_AV-as_axis.gif
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> yea great stats
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> 5-29
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(CAL-ac|Max) defrag plays like wimp
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<[GXA]-Sniz> I created a cal-i clan in 5 months bitch
<[GXA]-Sniz> no one else has done that
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> ...
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> then hwy u in GXA?
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<[GXA]-Uber133t> your demos dont work
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> see what you do is go into dod and put in play demo
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> then the demo name
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<Sp3c|aLisT-Kazie> i play from a lan center... and play on diff comps
every day
<Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> theyre ALL dotted
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> portable sharpie
<DoD4CPL|QuackleDuck> most sharpies are....
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<Reckless> we played dgf last night
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> sounds like a good time
<Reckless> I shot one of them in the back 6 times
<Reckless> he turns around and shoots me
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> trying hitting him next time lol
<Reckless> dude
<Reckless> my x-hair was dead on him
<Reckless> he was crouch walking
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> obviously you did something wrong lol
<Reckless> I wound up kicking him 
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> cause your aim sucks?
<Reckless> my aim wasn't off
<Reckless> against someone standing still
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> must have been the famous "bullet proof hack" huh?
<Reckless> I don't like saying someone cheats unless it's blatant
<Reckless> you've never seen anything like that though?
<Reckless> you know you hit someone
<Reckless> and they didn't die
<DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> it is called missing
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<bullet|brb> kcsensich: I was jsut on AV s server and was accused
of cheating..
<quackleduck> dod reaches an all time new low
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<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> Quackle..... next time you better have your
"I'm better than you" hack turned off
<[uK|wh[Don]> lol like he is better then me
<[uK|wh[Don]> he only wishes
<[uK|wh[Don]> im former cal-i if u didnt know
<qtd|homework> then why did sp3c win
<qtd|homework> :)
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<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> well here .... let me make this very clear....
plain and simple... "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do
will get you in"
<Bangin> Can i be back up?
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I think you must have missed something in the
statement above
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan.  nothing you can do
will get you in"
<Bangin> What if i came back as a new name
<Bangin> and preteneded to be someone else
<Bangin> would that work
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> ok.... you still aren't getting it
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan.  nothing you
can do will get you in"
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(Sp3c|aLisT-HeaT) which one of ya'll are sayin'bull et'
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<Sp3c|aLisT-HeaT> man i love when ppl just say 'bull-et' and i hear
you's a hoe like 14 times in a row when im sleeping it's a great feature
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This one has nothing to do with Sp3c, but is funny nonetheless:

(sw|bob) who do i have to have sex with to not have to play brazillians?
(@CAL-DoD-cod|ArcH) the auto scheduler
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