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Sp3c|aLisT Quotes FileMany of these are inside jokes, but others are quite funny.
Quotes Index<{ST}Uberlager> pffft WE were the fodder LINK THIS QUOTE <BYE|Leader> Hi, I'm the leader of team BYE <BYE|Leader> I would like our match overturned with h8 from earlier this Main season <CAL-DoD|Ives> OK! <BYE|Leader> thank you! :) <BYE|Leader> oh hey....and don't forget we lost to them twice <BYE|Leader> thanks :) <CAL-DoD|Ives> no prob! LINK THIS QUOTE <SmellyPants`away> and thus ends the annual furious Sp3c recrutiing binge every roster lock day LINK THIS QUOTE <CAL-DoD|Rob> why does bullet look for every single loophole <CAL-DoD|Rob> I think you might need a girlfriend <Sp3c-BuLLeT^TPG3v3> me too :-/ LINK THIS QUOTE <Nt_thrawn|FFA> because we read <Nt_thrawn|FFA> gotfrag <Nt_thrawn|FFA> and everyone <Nt_thrawn|FFA> say you prone and camp <Nt_thrawn|FFA> so we tryed to play more holding game LINK THIS QUOTE <mikeh> we're main <mikeh> yes * mikeh is now known as Sp3c-mikeh <Sp3c-BuLLeT> oh NOW you tag up <Sp3c-BuLLeT> wtf LINK THIS QUOTE <Psy[6]AFRO_PICK> why is bullet tha only one idling in tha black mans chan <Psy[6]AFRO_PICK> were is evr1 else at <Stalineh> ur black <Stalineh> u will mug us LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> shut up Cody <LAWN|PrOsTaR> say it on lan LINK THIS QUOTE <CAL-ac|Max> bill has no lan fear <CAL-ac|Max> ask polak LINK THIS QUOTE <[GIMP]Disturbed> many guys were crying <Sp3c-BuLLeT> lol... you'd think after the 3 straight times playing us.... they wouldn't need to dispute us any more lol <Sp3c-BuLLeT> how many weeks in a row can you dispute the same people? <Sp3c-BuLLeT> lol <[GIMP]Disturbed> lol 3 LINK THIS QUOTE <calBanned-Nils> greg you are a bad admin * CAL-DoD|Greg sets mode: +b *!*@h0030f13c8ebb.ne.client2.attbi.com * calBanned-Nils was kicked by CAL-DoD|Greg (Banned - Goodbye.) LINK THIS QUOTE <]KAN[ChadOx> eclipse... we have the demos ready in question if needed <ECLiPSE`tpg> Who requested them Chad? <Sp3c-BuLLeT> the other team :-P LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-KoBalt> hell bill <Sp3c-KoBalt> i could snipe donner with my butt cheeks <Sp3c-bullet`around> mmm... I don't know if I would take that risk... <Sp3c-bullet`around> you may fart and blow the gun out of your ass LINK THIS QUOTE <AlphaWave> and i'll get good again bill <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> you are good <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> at sitting the bench LINK THIS QUOTE <swifT^> am i a first half allstar this time? <GW-dod\\ProFiction> i.. dont know who this is at all <swifT^> defrag <swifT^> =\ <GW-dod\\ProFiction> ah <GW-dod\\ProFiction> yeah pretty much, perhaps you shouldn't blatently wallhack LINK THIS QUOTE <[sAs]Druuna{FS}> my guys are mine to do with as I want LINK THIS QUOTE <gino> CAL-IM season 9 player - Mostly a rifler looking for a cal-o clan <ronin^NetherHell> i didnt realize there was 8 seasons of im before this LINK THIS QUOTE <dicE-Dy3|if3> cant wait to fucken hand u ur asses on a platter when we play <Sp3c-KoBlat> thats good for you, make sure its nice and warm, i like my food warm. also run it all the way to the bench for me cuz thats where youll be serving me. <Sp3c-KoBlat> nerd LINK THIS QUOTE <teamukz-riveroyster> SOMEONE GIVE DICE A NON TERRIBLE HLTV WOW <s13> so, the dice HLTV is just as good as their actual game server! LINK THIS QUOTE <s13> GET THE FUCK OUT OF SUPPORT BULLET <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> :( <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> CAL|Fountain was in there <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> and he didn't even respond to my question :( <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> such poor service <s13> CAL FOUNTAIN HAS AN AWAY TAG! LINK THIS QUOTE <[SKULL]SpecOps`> and we kicked out all the annoying members <Sp3c-BuLLeT> omg you disbanded? LINK THIS QUOTE * Sp3c-DarKnight sets mode: +o PIZZABAGELS-QD <Sp3c-BuLLeT> !delop Sp3c-Ace_Porate <Sp3c-BuLLeT> oops <Sp3c-BuLLeT> wrong person * Sp3c-DarKnight sets mode: -o PIZZABAGELS-QD LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> but you aren't on the CAL roster, so I'm not sure if I could get you in to play or not anyway :-/ <Sp3c-Hoolyz> yay \o/ <Sp3c-Hoolyz> oh <Sp3c-Hoolyz> :( LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> oh noes it is past my bedtime! good night :-/ * Sp3c-BuLLeT minimizes mIRC * Sp3c-BuLLeT is now known as Sp3c-bullet`sleep <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> oh well <CAL-DoD|Henson> bullet lies <CAL-DoD|Henson> like a cheap persian rug LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> what about {DD}TheASSMAN ... will his name get me kicked? <Sp3c-BuLLeT> phew <Sp3c-BuLLeT> JewDogg`Work? <Sp3c-BuLLeT> nope <Sp3c-BuLLeT> just good ole j2g[dod]ShitFaceD * You were kicked by CAL-DoD|Bot (Unacceptable language, please refrain from using foul language) LINK THIS QUOTE <PizzaBagels-Tangle> at least i got an @ * Sp3c-BuLLeT sets mode: -o PizzaBagels-Tangle LINK THIS QUOTE <nGw-dod|AcLans> <--- ringer, will work for ip/pw <Sp3c-BuLLeT> <-- better ringer <nGw-dod|AcLans> that is kinda arrogant don't u think ;D <Sp3c-BuLLeT> nope <nGw-dod|AcLans> :( LINK THIS QUOTE <s8|Vass\sparta> is it against the rules to answer questions in here now? <CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> we have that channel <CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> if you need a question answered, go there <s8|Vass\sparta> so... wtf is this channel for? <CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> we will still be making announcements in this chan <s8|Vass\sparta> so if you make an announcement and I have a question about it, I have to join the other chan to ask the question? <CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> yes <s8|Vass\sparta> HAHA THE DAY IS MINE <s8|Vass\sparta> I just tricked you into answering questions in here <s8|Vass\sparta> you're fired <CAL-DoD|Henson[away]> !k s8|Vass\sparta * s8|Vass\sparta was kicked by ChanServ ((CAL-DoD|Henson[away]) Bye.) LINK THIS QUOTE * Dave|Wingamers^TPG has joined #pugpugpug <Sp3c-BuLLeT> ARG <unclutch[dod]reynolds_> :O <Sp3c-BuLLeT> not you <Dave|Wingamers^TPG> YEA FUCK THAT * Dave|Wingamers^TPG has left #pugpugpug LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> congratulations on not registering for CAL by midnight <sp3c-dblunt> what can i say, i got stoned LINK THIS QUOTE <Hype-dod|St00p`pr> i propose a trade <Sp3c-BuLLeT> I got a trade, you give us silence and I'll give the opportunity to not get banned from #sp3c LINK THIS QUOTE <[da]Khakiass-DI-> We're playing Beyond for cal...I hear they are good. Do you know them? <Sp3c-BuLLeT> congratulations you lost <[da]Khakiass-DI-> hah, funny. <Sp3c-BuLLeT> I was being serious lol <[da]Khakiass-DI-> oh noes LINK THIS QUOTE <L5[cs]`noblr> bullet <L5[cs]`noblr> u there> <Sp3c-BuLLeT> !topic We do not wish to merge with any CS clans * L5[cs]`noblr has left #sp3c LINK THIS QUOTE <|nL|habib> cal-i isn't hard to be in LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-NimbuS> his english are fuked up <Sp3c-Carlsjr> yeah but u made no sence LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> want my demos too? I'll upload em :) <Sp3c-BuLLeT> I'm disputing myself <CAL-ac|Max> haha no thats alright <Sp3c-BuLLeT> what if I officially file a dispute on helpdesk.caleague.com? <CAL-ac|Max> against yourself? I ban you from cal and murder your first born <Sp3c-BuLLeT> :-/ <Sp3c-BuLLeT> If I dispute C1... does he have to upload his demos twice? LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> thanks for the scrim <Sp3c-BuLLeT> we appreciate it <shock[dod]-i0n> thanks for your boys camping corners :) <Sp3c-BuLLeT> not a problem lol LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> and then I have a few I need to cut <Sp3c-BuLLeT> like so * Sp3c-BuLLeT sets mode: -o Sp3c-1stAmishNinja LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-KoBlat> omg Grand_Theft_Auto_Vice_City_PLUS_4_TRAINER-PiZZADOX IS A FUCKING VIRUS * Sp3c-KoBlat has quit IRC (Quit: sp0rkeh & myg0t 0wN mE) LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-BuLLeT> please don't ever throw nades into the Mountain House <Sp3c-BuLLeT> lagging or not... it isn't a good idea <Sp3c-DarKnight> yes it is if they are campin it <Sp3c-BuLLeT> neg <Sp3c-DarKnight> yes <Sp3c-BuLLeT> run up and shoot them in the face <Sp3c-DarKnight> no <Sp3c-BuLLeT> be like "kapow pow pow" <Sp3c-BuLLeT> and they are dead <Sp3c-DarKnight> id rather tk u LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> and I'm actually going to bed <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> cause I have a 6:45 meeting tomorrow morning <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> so no asking to do strats at 2:00 a.m. <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> beacuse I may just get up :-/ LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-DarKnight> --|| NOW Recruiting Cal-M DoD Players || If you are better than BulletFodder, which isnt hard, PM us || Please support us at #Sp3c. Thanks! ||-- <[GIMP]Fecal> im worse then bulletfodder so i assume that isnt directed towards me LINK THIS QUOTE <dEfrAg^TPG> nice scrim <mornos|p4wn> be more of a fag <mornos|p4wn> !addban dEfrAg^TPG ktp LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-NimbuS^2000> yo what is the strat line up for today match we need best 6 guys on it <Sp3c-BuLLeT> red have I ever told you that you state the obvious? LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-bullet`sleep> last to add to TPG, and now last to add to CAL (when he does), such a procrastinator <Sp3c-DarKnight> pm him like crazy <Sp3c-DarKnight> and whine in vent <Sp3c-DarKnight> as if he wasnt wearing a tag LINK THIS QUOTE BuLLeT FoDDeR: oh shit, I should have done an easter egg hunt map BuLLeT FoDDeR: where you collect eggs and bring them back to a point (kinda like how you do w/ documents on dod_jagd) BuLLeT FoDDeR: and the axis have to stop them from collecting the eggs or something nubcakefgt: If it kicks ass I will put it on NetDoD nubcakefgt: And the TPG Website BuLLeT FoDDeR: well... it would be well past easter before I could complete it BuLLeT FoDDeR: but I could do it nubcakefgt: =\ nubcakefgt: YOU RUINED MY EASTER FAGGOT BuLLeT FoDDeR: :-( LINK THIS QUOTE <sp3c-bullet`sleep> i'm feeling pretty good about our roster again * Sp3c-DarKnight is now known as DarKnight LINK THIS QUOTE Thought I Sold U: PM BuLLet Thought I Sold U: Hes the leader, and tell him your interested in joining. Say I sent ya too. BuLLeT FoDDeR: ? Thought I Sold U: Whops Thought I Sold U: wrong im Thought I Sold U: im talking to some guy who wants to tryout BuLLeT FoDDeR: I'm not going to recruit myself lol LINK THIS QUOTE * quackleduck has joined #plex <quackleduck> plex what did support say when you said you wanted a chanserv for a channel with your name <plex|ve> they said sorry we dont register channels for personal reasons <quackleduck> ...and then you pulled a chanserv out of your ass? <plex|ve> then i said NIGGER PLEASE ITS PLEX <quackleduck> o well that makes sense <plex|ve> yup LINK THIS QUOTE nubcakefgt: i bet your password is your last name nubcakefgt: since no one can spell it LINK THIS QUOTE <[da]PainJunkie-DI-> but was doin great in 2nd...then i dunno what happened <[da]Khakiass-DI-> Sp3c C1 happened LINK THIS QUOTE <z3roadster> i am tryiong to get ops in all my channela <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> lol <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I have a solution <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> /part LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm talking to someone about joining <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm trying to recruit mangLed from iTz <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> he quit iTz <sT`dEfrAg^TPG> was he "good"? <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> he was the one owning defrag in our scrim: http://www.sp3c.org/scrims/dod_solitude_b2/012004-vs_iTz-as_axis.gif <sT`dEfrAg^TPG> hah <sT`dEfrAg^TPG> i was getting pwned <sT`dEfrAg^TPG> cuz i was faded <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> what was your excuse vs. crazy girl? <sT`dEfrAg^TPG> im jewish LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c-AlphaWave> i'm really skinny <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> as am I <Sp3c-AlphaWave> u didn't swim <Sp3c-AlphaWave> i did <Sp3c-AlphaWave> u have no excuse <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> ? <Sp3c-AlphaWave> rio grande? <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> oh <Sp3c-AlphaWave> crossing the border <Sp3c-AlphaWave> running jumping over fences. <Sp3c-AlphaWave> yea <Sp3c-AlphaWave> all in a days workout LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I'm more shocked about the starter <[-AV-]CHEVSKY> tin isn't the worst... <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> oh I'm sorry to hear that LINK THIS QUOTE <[-AV-]tinindian> whatever ,take a look at the ss from all of our matches and my stats speak for themselves <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> http://www.sp3c.org/scrims/dod_donner/122803-at_AV-as_axis.gif <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> yea great stats <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> 5-29 LINK THIS QUOTE (CAL-ac|Max) defrag plays like wimp LINK THIS QUOTE <[GXA]-Sniz> I created a cal-i clan in 5 months bitch <[GXA]-Sniz> no one else has done that <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> ... <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> then hwy u in GXA? LINK THIS QUOTE <[GXA]-Uber133t> your demos dont work <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> see what you do is go into dod and put in play demo <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> then the demo name LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-Kazie> i play from a lan center... and play on diff comps every day <Sp3c|aLisT-KoBalt> theyre ALL dotted <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> portable sharpie <DoD4CPL|QuackleDuck> most sharpies are.... LINK THIS QUOTE <Reckless> we played dgf last night <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> sounds like a good time <Reckless> I shot one of them in the back 6 times <Reckless> he turns around and shoots me <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> trying hitting him next time lol <Reckless> dude <Reckless> my x-hair was dead on him <Reckless> he was crouch walking <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> obviously you did something wrong lol <Reckless> I wound up kicking him <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> cause your aim sucks? <Reckless> my aim wasn't off <Reckless> against someone standing still <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> must have been the famous "bullet proof hack" huh? <Reckless> I don't like saying someone cheats unless it's blatant <Reckless> you've never seen anything like that though? <Reckless> you know you hit someone <Reckless> and they didn't die <DoD4CPL|Sp3c-BuLLeT> it is called missing LINK THIS QUOTE <bullet|brb> kcsensich: I was jsut on AV s server and was accused of cheating.. <quackleduck> dod reaches an all time new low LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> Quackle..... next time you better have your "I'm better than you" hack turned off <[uK|wh[Don]> lol like he is better then me <[uK|wh[Don]> he only wishes <[uK|wh[Don]> im former cal-i if u didnt know <qtd|homework> then why did sp3c win <qtd|homework> :) LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> well here .... let me make this very clear.... plain and simple... "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do will get you in" <Bangin> Can i be back up? <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I think you must have missed something in the statement above <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do will get you in" <Bangin> What if i came back as a new name <Bangin> and preteneded to be someone else <Bangin> would that work <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> ok.... you still aren't getting it <Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do will get you in" LINK THIS QUOTE (Sp3c|aLisT-HeaT) which one of ya'll are sayin'bull et' LINK THIS QUOTE <Sp3c|aLisT-HeaT> man i love when ppl just say 'bull-et' and i hear you's a hoe like 14 times in a row when im sleeping it's a great feature LINK THIS QUOTEThis one has nothing to do with Sp3c, but is funny nonetheless:
(sw|bob) who do i have to have sex with to not have to play brazillians? |